Welcome to the April Fool’s Day strip! The bear pictured is actually a knarly version of Oopsie Bear, the newest Care Bear. Our 2 1/5 year old watches the three Care Bear movies all the time (ones made after 2006 that is). And this strip is also a Mad Lib! Dunno what one is? They are little games on a pad where you fill in blanks in the text with the type of word it states under the blank. We’d love to hear what you can come up with for this Mad Lib! Enjoy:)
In honor of this BAR MITZVAH occasion, we present the last Shards hero, FORENSIC Bear! Oh, he may look a bit COTTONY but rest assured, he and his PEPPER SPRAY belly badge are ready to JULIENNE the bad guys! Sure, he doesn’t EMO DUMP with CATHERINE THE GREAT and he’s got a PENGUIN on his shoulder the size of SLAGGING Care-a-Lot, but as sure as his name is RASPBERRY TART Bear, he’ll be there to SLAY THE ARCHDEMON… or DRINK in your face.
In honor of this UNHOLY occasion, we present this last Shards hero, CTHULHU Bear! Oh, he may look a bit DEMONIC, but rest assured, he and his DEATH RAY belly badge are ready to OBLITERATE the bad guys! Sure, he doesn’t LOVE with ANYBODY and he’s got a MACHINE GUN on his shoulder the size of CENSORED Care-a-Lot, but as sure as his name is CTHULHU Bear, he’ll be there to DEVOUR EVERYTHING IN HIS PATH…or EXPLODE in your face.
In honor of this FRABJOUS occasion, we present this last Shards hero, BOROGOVES Bear! Oh, he may look a bit BEAMISH, but rest assured, he and his BRILLIG belly badge are ready to GYRE AND GIMBLE the bad guys! Sure, he doesn’t CHORTLE with SLITHY TOVES and he’s got a VORPAL SWORD on his shoulder the size of MIMSY Care-a-Lot, but as sure as his name is BOROGOVES Bear, he’ll be there to SEEK HIS MANXOME FOE…or GALUMPH BACK in your face.
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Welcome to the April Fool’s Day strip! The bear pictured is actually a knarly version of Oopsie Bear, the newest Care Bear. Our 2 1/5 year old watches the three Care Bear movies all the time (ones made after 2006 that is). And this strip is also a Mad Lib! Dunno what one is? They are little games on a pad where you fill in blanks in the text with the type of word it states under the blank. We’d love to hear what you can come up with for this Mad Lib! Enjoy:)
In honor of this BAR MITZVAH occasion, we present the last Shards hero, FORENSIC Bear! Oh, he may look a bit COTTONY but rest assured, he and his PEPPER SPRAY belly badge are ready to JULIENNE the bad guys! Sure, he doesn’t EMO DUMP with CATHERINE THE GREAT and he’s got a PENGUIN on his shoulder the size of SLAGGING Care-a-Lot, but as sure as his name is RASPBERRY TART Bear, he’ll be there to SLAY THE ARCHDEMON… or DRINK in your face.
In honor of this UNHOLY occasion, we present this last Shards hero, CTHULHU Bear! Oh, he may look a bit DEMONIC, but rest assured, he and his DEATH RAY belly badge are ready to OBLITERATE the bad guys! Sure, he doesn’t LOVE with ANYBODY and he’s got a MACHINE GUN on his shoulder the size of CENSORED Care-a-Lot, but as sure as his name is CTHULHU Bear, he’ll be there to DEVOUR EVERYTHING IN HIS PATH…or EXPLODE in your face.
And now, the Jabberwocky version.
In honor of this FRABJOUS occasion, we present this last Shards hero, BOROGOVES Bear! Oh, he may look a bit BEAMISH, but rest assured, he and his BRILLIG belly badge are ready to GYRE AND GIMBLE the bad guys! Sure, he doesn’t CHORTLE with SLITHY TOVES and he’s got a VORPAL SWORD on his shoulder the size of MIMSY Care-a-Lot, but as sure as his name is BOROGOVES Bear, he’ll be there to SEEK HIS MANXOME FOE…or GALUMPH BACK in your face.