“Once upon a (noun) there was a very (adverb) bunny named (Proper Noun). One (time) he was (verb ending in -ed) on the (visible body part) with a fragment of (fictional character)’s magic (item)! He (verb, past tense) some very strange (plural noun) nearby, and mistook them for (powerful magic wielder). But when he followed them, he was suddenly in (place)! He tried to find someone to talk to. (Different character) (speaking verb) at him and punted him into a(n) (object), so he left. On his way out, (other different character) accosted him, and he (adjectve) found himself in a (creepy place). There was a man wearing a long white (outerwear) there, and poor (Proper Noun from beginning) spent (time) enduring the man’s scientific (noun)s. Finally, after what seemed like (time), the man in the coat asked, “Do you know what (past tense verb) to you?” Able to speak at last, (Proper Noun from the beginning) said, “(response)!” And they all lived (adjective) ever after.
“Once upon a (comic) there was a very (repugnant) bunny named (McNasty). One (parsec) he was (kudgelled) on the (parietal bone) with a fragment of (Justin Beiber)’s magic (hairspray)! He (oogled) some very strange (barbarians) nearby, and mistook them for (Harry Potter). But when he followed them, he was suddenly in (the seventh layer of Valhallah)! He tried to find someone to talk to. (Britanny Spears) (psychoed) at him and punted him into a(n) (immovable object), so he left. On his way out, (Cher) accosted him, and he (toad-ily) found himself in a (Scooby Doo scenario). There was a man wearing a long white (ascott) there, and poor (McNasty) spent (thousands of parsecs) enduring the man’s scientific (mumbo-jumbo)s. Finally, after what seemed like (a kazillion parsecs), the man in the coat asked, “Do you know what (garbled) you?†Able to speak at last, (lil’ McNasty) said, “(CRAPS)!†And they all lived (emphatically) ever after.
Yes, I believe parsecs are actually a measure of space instead of time but I shall say they are a measure of time and space. And, yes, Chere, Justin Beiber, and Britanny Spears are all make-believe characters LOL.
“Once upon a (tree) there was a very (blue) bunny named (Remote Control). One (hour) he was (jumped) on the (knee) with a fragment of (Bilbo)’s magic (tea kettle)! He (ran) some very strange (geese) nearby, and mistook them for (Jiminy Christmas). But when he followed them, he was suddenly in (the Sahara)! He tried to find someone to talk to. (Rand al’Thor) (hooted) at him and punted him into a(n) (magic 8-ball), so he left. On his way out, (Lux Crownguard) accosted him, and he (silky) found himself in a (Candy Kingdom Dungeon). There was a man wearing a long white (corset) there, and poor (Remote Control) spent (microsecond) enduring the man’s scientific (phylactery)s. Finally, after what seemed like (noon), the man in the coat asked, “Do you know what (spat) to you?†Able to speak at last, (Remote Control) said, “(Whammy Wham Wham Wozzle)!†And they all lived (coarse) ever after.
I feel like this is a good opportunity for some Mad Libs…
“Once upon a (noun) there was a very (adverb) bunny named (Proper Noun). One (time) he was (verb ending in -ed) on the (visible body part) with a fragment of (fictional character)’s magic (item)! He (verb, past tense) some very strange (plural noun) nearby, and mistook them for (powerful magic wielder). But when he followed them, he was suddenly in (place)! He tried to find someone to talk to. (Different character) (speaking verb) at him and punted him into a(n) (object), so he left. On his way out, (other different character) accosted him, and he (adjectve) found himself in a (creepy place). There was a man wearing a long white (outerwear) there, and poor (Proper Noun from beginning) spent (time) enduring the man’s scientific (noun)s. Finally, after what seemed like (time), the man in the coat asked, “Do you know what (past tense verb) to you?” Able to speak at last, (Proper Noun from the beginning) said, “(response)!” And they all lived (adjective) ever after.
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That is a great idea! I shall partake, sir!
“Once upon a (comic) there was a very (repugnant) bunny named (McNasty). One (parsec) he was (kudgelled) on the (parietal bone) with a fragment of (Justin Beiber)’s magic (hairspray)! He (oogled) some very strange (barbarians) nearby, and mistook them for (Harry Potter). But when he followed them, he was suddenly in (the seventh layer of Valhallah)! He tried to find someone to talk to. (Britanny Spears) (psychoed) at him and punted him into a(n) (immovable object), so he left. On his way out, (Cher) accosted him, and he (toad-ily) found himself in a (Scooby Doo scenario). There was a man wearing a long white (ascott) there, and poor (McNasty) spent (thousands of parsecs) enduring the man’s scientific (mumbo-jumbo)s. Finally, after what seemed like (a kazillion parsecs), the man in the coat asked, “Do you know what (garbled) you?†Able to speak at last, (lil’ McNasty) said, “(CRAPS)!†And they all lived (emphatically) ever after.
Yes, I believe parsecs are actually a measure of space instead of time but I shall say they are a measure of time and space. And, yes, Chere, Justin Beiber, and Britanny Spears are all make-believe characters LOL.
I love that you included “Craps!” .XD
“Once upon a (tree) there was a very (blue) bunny named (Remote Control). One (hour) he was (jumped) on the (knee) with a fragment of (Bilbo)’s magic (tea kettle)! He (ran) some very strange (geese) nearby, and mistook them for (Jiminy Christmas). But when he followed them, he was suddenly in (the Sahara)! He tried to find someone to talk to. (Rand al’Thor) (hooted) at him and punted him into a(n) (magic 8-ball), so he left. On his way out, (Lux Crownguard) accosted him, and he (silky) found himself in a (Candy Kingdom Dungeon). There was a man wearing a long white (corset) there, and poor (Remote Control) spent (microsecond) enduring the man’s scientific (phylactery)s. Finally, after what seemed like (noon), the man in the coat asked, “Do you know what (spat) to you?†Able to speak at last, (Remote Control) said, “(Whammy Wham Wham Wozzle)!†And they all lived (coarse) ever after.
Indeeds;)
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I’m so glad you guys enjoyed that.